The Empire Strikes Barack!
Just because we love us some Obama…
Yeah, yeah, yeah… we know it’s kinda off topic, but thought we’d post this funny Star Wars spoof starring Hillary, Barack, and a whole cast of characters…
Rants & Raves
Happy Memorial Day!
But for those who visit our website from other countries, here in the U.S. it’s a holiday weekend and today is Memorial Day.
So for most of today, we’ll be honoring all things having to do with military muscle!
Sorry Folks! We Just Got Hacked!
We apologize if many of you visited our site tonight only to be greeted by a blank page a couple hours ago.
Apparently, we just got hacked!
Yikes! Perhaps that just means we’re doing something right, eh?
Not to worry, our security issue has been resolved and we’re back online for good.
When Jeans Don’t Fit You Anymore…
…Don’t wear them! Donate them to goodwill or to a homeless shelter or something.
Eh, on second thought… who are we kidding?!
Bodybuilding and tight fitted clothing have always gone hand in had.
We give this muscular hombre some serious kudos for having the balls to strut his stuff in such form-fitting attire.
His physique is just impressive, and that big muscle ass is simply ridiculous!
Ryan Seacrest Still Pretending He Isn’t Gay
American idol idiot and radio jockey Ryan Seacrest has a little too much fun while oiling up a shirtless male body builder for a local news report.
Apaprently, Ryan was a substitute reporter while the regular guy was absent.
Looks like he is enjoying himself a bit too much… what do y’all think about it???
Some Hairy Old Muscle Guy
We gotta give props to the older mature muscle bodybuilding dads out there who have kept it together all these years.
Thanks for inspiring us young ones to be the best gym jocks we can be!
Don’t Let This Happen To You!
This video cracked us up big time!
Here is a guy who calls himself “Big Dan the Masterpiece.”
But to us it looks like Big Dan ate too many Riese’s Pieces.
Apparently, it’s offseason for this guy… so he’s bulked up to about 280 pounds (plans to get shredded at about 260).
According to Big Dan, he uses NO STEROIDS, NEVER HAS, and NEVER WILL.
In our opinion if he’s going to bulk up naturally, he better eat a little cleaner and leaner.
That is not water weight bro… you are fat!
Bad Form for Training Biceps?
Muscle stud Derek Anthony is indeed ripped to shreds.
But do you think if he stopped swinging the barbell his arms could be even bigger than they are already?
You be the judge.
Coming Soon to GymJox!
We can’t believe how many of you keep checking out our website!
No, this is not a message letting you know that we are going to start charging membership fees.
We are a FREE website, and that is something that will NEVER change!
So get ready for even MORE content coming your way very soon.
Here’s a list of new content that is currently on its way over the next couple of weeks:
More Yummy Kitchen Recipes
More Bodybuilding Advice from Certified Nutritionists
More Advice on Stretching & Flexibility
Martial Arts & Professional Fighting Clips
Our Official Encyclopedia of Supplements & Steroids
…and so much more!
Y’all better be ready!