Afro Muscle Pimp

Amateur bodybuilder Alan Shaft shared this video with us featuring his funny pose-down routine from a recent bodybuilding show he competed in. We just LOVE that poofy afro wig…. but his body could use some leg & calf work though. Looks like a great bodybuilding beginning for a new muscle rat just getting his feet wet in the competitive muscle scene.

 

Michael Phelps Hates Pickles

Mt. Olive Pickle Company and Vlasic better take serious note: Olympic rockstar Michael Phelps won’t be endorsing you anytime soon. Apparently, the record-setting Olympian hates pickles. Hmmm…. could it have something to do with their oblong penis-shape? Anyway, this little food secret came out during Phelps’ stop in Atlanta on Wednesday as part of a nationwide tour to talk to children about setting goals and maintaining active lifestyles. Unfortunately, he [...]

 

Muscle Jock Does Yard Work While Wearing a Thong

After watching this video, we will never think about weed-whacking and Sunday afternoon yard work the same again! Ain’t nothing like drinking beer and wacking some weeds in your g-string…! ROTFLMAO!!!

 

John Cena in a Thong

WWE pro wrestler and bodybuilding stud John Cena talks about nudity while running around in a g-string and afro wig in front of his dear old daddy. Rumor has it this guy is packing 9.5 inches down below… he said so during an interview once. Anyone know if it’s true?

 

Handymen Fix Bodybuilder Kevin Levrone's Clogged Drain

If you’re in the mood for a quick comedy break, check this out… This video is provided courtesy of Burning Hollywood, a comedy troupe that provides funny short films. In this clip, former badass bodybuilder Kevin “Hollywood” Levrone pays these two scrawny dimwits to come to his place to fix his clogged drain. Eventually Kevin convinces the two handymen to strip down and pose off in their bikini briefs. Even [...]

 

A Bodybuilder's Secret Is Revealed!

Have you wondered about what a bodybuilder eats after working out, keeping in shape, and looking so damn good all the time? The answer might surprise you.

 

Hubby Gets Wifey a Sex-o-Gram

This woman is very lucky to have a very open-minded hubby. As a surprise for her, he brings home a sex-o-gram to fulfill her sexual desires and needs. The sex-o-gram is a young, handsome, tan, muscular bodybuilder… also known as vintage striaght pornstar Francois Papillon. What more could a woman want? But our favorite part is the naughty next door neighbor lady who peeps in on the action from outside [...]

 

Naked Soulja Boy Dance

A drunken university fraternity stud dances to Soulja Boy’s “Crank That” while covering his junk with an acoustic guitar. But in our opinion, he needs to hit the gym and do some donkey kicks or squats to try and firm up that jiggy wiggly ass of his, though. White people are SOOOOO fucking hilarious…. Zzzzzz…