If My Tongue Can Fit Inside This Beer Bottle, Where Else Can It Fit?
Just sayin!!! Hehehehe! I’m so tempted to stick my tongue up his beer bottle opening…. aren’t you? LOL
Just sayin!!! Hehehehe! I’m so tempted to stick my tongue up his beer bottle opening…. aren’t you? LOL
Unlike the great white shark spotted off the coast of Venice Beach in Southern California a couple days ago, this muscle hunk can’t wait to get sucked into the ocean by his ten-tentacled friend.
Looks like fun! Lmao!
It really is the truth!
A picture says a thousand words!
No seriously, how many of you would like to be the guy who gets to adjust this chiseled muscle hunk’s bikini weeny backstage before he goes out to flex and pose for the judges?
Yep, probably every single one of you…. dirty little perverts you all are…. hehehe!
Ok, to be honest, I’ve always thought the “Cat Daddy” is a real stupid dance…
But while watching this masked muscular bodybuilder thrusting along to the “Cat Daddy” song, my mind has henceforth been changed.
It would be shot if this big muscle brat could be in my bedroom right now doing the cat daddy dance.
Although in that case, he wouldnt have any clothes on… but he can keep the disguise, cuz who knows what he’s hiding under there?! LOL!
Such a cool clip that really lets one fantasize about big muscle in all its magnificent beauty.
It almost feels like you’re watching a cartoon! Watch and you’ll see what I mean! LOL…. WOWZA!
This is how you sell a house in a down market!!!!! Holy hell… I just wet my panties! HAHAHA!
This video features a super sexy ripped muscle model who wakes up in bed naked, walks around the house naked, goes for a morning swim naked, makes a pot of coffee naked, and then his real estate agent rings the doorbell and he answers the door naked!
And the best part about this video is that it is UNCENSORED and done in a very classy way… with a perfect view of this gym jock’s smooth muscle bubble butt the whole time.
This seductive video is the perfect substitute for a video tour of the property that is featured in this GENIUS marketing video.
This is truly what you call effective marketing…. By the way, the property is located in Australia and at the time of the creation of this video was listed at 2.2 million Australian dollars.
Favorite part about the vide has to be the sleeping girlfriend. Yeah, we don’t really care about her anyway do we?!
Watch as he lays back in an easy-chair recliner in the living room and pulls his tank top town to expose hi perky pecs.
Yup! And then watch him grease them up with a little baby oil.
So Hot! Don’t you think?
But also kinda funny, too! (especially the face he makes while flexing… pricelessly hilarious!)